The Lord of the Pings

The Lord of the Pings is an upcoming fantasy movie series. It will be written by Lord Kantor, produced by Kahar Zamet and directed by Gashon Cansaker.

Confirmed Cast:

Danny Trejo as Gashby Baggins

Dane DeHann as Reedman Gamgee

Liam Neeson as Lord Kantor (Flashbacks)

Michael Cera as Ben the Dragon (Flashbacks)

Bill Murray as Gashdad Baggins

Betty White as Gashmom Baggins (Flashbacks)

Matt Smith as Ren son of Ion, King of Ionhill

Rainn Wilson as Kahar son of Lothar, King of Kekbor

Chin Han as Daniel Greenpulser, Regent of Minas 

Danny McBride as Dylangorn Strider

The first movie, Lord of the Pings: The Fellowship of the Ping, is set four decades after the events in the last Gashhobbit movie, The Battle for the Gaither Stone. The movie starts on flashbacks to the War of the Ping millenia ago, with the Dark Lord Kantor and his armies sieging Minas . His armies are pushed back to Kandor, where he is defeated, by an army of Dwarves and Humans and the Great Ping is lost...