Slenderville Later: A Fishy Situation

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Slenderville Police Station
Gashon: Looks like we've got a new recruit.

Kahar: Is that... -squints- oh god it is...

Rambo Mike: YO WHAT'S UP MOTHERF*CKERS!

Kahar: ...

Gashon: These new recruits sure have personalities...

Kahar: Nuff said. -radio buzzes-

Police Officer: All units we have reports of a... -eating donut-....mmm, donuts...I mean... -eating-

Gashon: FOR GOD'S SAKE JUST SAY IT ALREADY!

Police Officer: Disturbance on Avenue Street.

Kahar: Of all the names they could've come up with...

Gashon: Let's go.

Rambo Mike: YEAH LETS TEAR UP SOME MEXICANS!

Gashon: ...

Slenderville Prison Facility
Guard: Get up Joker! It's time for supper! -walks towards the cell to open it-

Joker: Give me a pencil and I'll show you a trick you'll never forget o_o

Guard: Hmm...no. -opens cell-

Joker: Ok o_o -walks out with guard to the cafeteria-

-Joker then punches the guard, knocking him out, and steals his keys-

Reed: Hi Joker :|

Joker: Hi o_o -unlocks Reed's cell-

-the two run as alarms blare-

Avenue Street
Kahar, Rambo Mike, and Gashon: -arrive in cop car-

Gashon: Alright keep your eyes and ears peeled for a disturbance.

Kahar: Alright, GreenWizard Park is that way. -points to his left where there is a big park- Mike, you go over there while Gashon and I patrol the street.

Rambo Mike: On it!

Kahar and Gashon: -walk down the street, searching for odd activity-

Gashon: I feel like I'm being watched.

Kahar: Yeah... -looks to his right where the apartment building is and sees Blarth staring at them out his apartment window with binoculars- Uh...Gashon. -points towards apartment building-

Gashon: What? -looks at apartment building- Oh my god Blarth, you creep. Alright, let's radio Mike, tell him we found what's going on.

Kahar: Here you go. -tosses his radio to Gashon-

Gashon: -radios Mike- Mike we found out what's going on, meet me in the apartment buildig.

Rambo Mike: On my way.

Gashon: You stay here Kahar, radio for backup if we need it. -tosses radio back-

Kahar: Got it.

Apartment Building
Blarth: -looking through binoculars at Avenue Street and GreenWizard Park- Oh you naughty boy...you're walking your dog without a leash.

Gashon: -suddenly kicks down door and runs in with Rambo Mike, points pistol at Blarth- Blarth you creep, stop spying on people!

Rambo Mike: YEAH HANDS IN THE AIR PERVERT!

Blarth: But watching little boys is interesting...especially when they're naughty.

Gashon: -hears screams and pounds coming from the closet- What the... -opens closet door-

-a bunch of kids run out of the closet and run away-

Gashon: I thought only Fishy was sick enough to keep kids in his closet.

Blarth: Well that's because... -starts unzipping his suit- ...I am Fishy -yanks off skin, revealing a fishman underneath-

Gashon: I thought Slander strangled you!

Fishy: dat wa fisy1, im fisy2

Gashon: How many of you are there?

Fishy: y shud i tll u?

Rambo Mike: PEDO! -pulls out machine gun and unloads full clip into Fishy-

Fishy: ahhhh!!!! -is shredded apart-

Gashon: Alright well lets head back to the station, problem solved.

Back at the Police Station
Kahar: -enters his captain's office- Job well done. My files say we've been looking for Fishy for months now.

Gashon: Wait when did you bec---oh right. -suddenly remembering that Kahar was captain after Dylan became commissioner-

-phone rings-

Kahar: -picks it up- Hello? Mmm. Mhmm. Yes. Ok. Yeah. We'll be right there. Ok. Bye. -hangs up-

Gashon: What is it this time?

Kahar: There was a breakout at the Slenderville Prison Facility.

Gashon: Guess that's another job for us.

Rambo Mike: Those escaped prisoners won't be no trouble for me yo. I just fill em up with lead.

Kahar: Let's just go already...

The Jeulincave
Just: -sitting in chair with armor on- The people of Slenderville need a hero. One that does what the police cannot do. One that brings justice to this town. Which is why... -turns around-...I'm Batj---

-doorbell rings-

Just: ... -takes off armor and walks to door-

Kane: Hi Just! Have you seen this guy? -pulls out picture of the Joker-

Just: No...wait, yes. About a year ago. That's when Captain Kahar through him in prison.

Kane: Well he escaped! Ok, thanks for your time!

Just: Yeah whatev...wait, escaped?

Kane: Yes!

Just: Very well then. -closes door-

Kane: Bye!!!

Just: -suits up- The people need me. They call my name. They plea for me to protect Slenderville, because I am...Batj---

Fred: Sir, shall I make you a cup of tea?

Just: No need. -hurries to the Jeulinmobile-

Prison Facility Again
Kahar: Tell me everything that happened.

Guard: I let the Joker out of his cell to take him to the cafeteria, next thing you know I'm unconscious and Reed and the Joker have escaped.

Kahar: Why'd Reed have to be a bad guy?

Gashon: Whatever. We just need to find them before they cause more chao---

-prison wall suddenly explodes-

Kahar: What was that?!

Rambo Mike: YEAH LETS DO THIS! -pulls out machine gun-

Gashon: -runs over to the blown up wall, bunch of guards laying there dead- Appears to be a timed explosive. They're probably miles away, slapped it on when they left.

Kahar: There's no way they could've gotten out of Slenderville. Alright, here's what we do: I'll call Dylan and tell him to tighten up security at the city borders, rest of the police force will scour the city for the Evil Base.

Gashon: Well if there's one person who can help us in this case, it's Atom. Heard he lives in The Slums these days.

Kahar: Well he still lives in the same place it's just become The Slums in the past year o_o

Gashon: Whatever. -gets in his cop car with Rambo Mike-

Evil Base
Joker: -turns on lights- Ah Reed, been a while since you and I have been criminal partners. Oh goodie, the good old days. Spreading terror and chaos throughout Slenderville.

Reed: Yeah :|

Joker: This place has become a little dusty but we can take care of that. But before we can carry out our plans, there's one more person we need.

Reed: Slander? o_o

Joker: Yes o_o

Police Station Again
Kahar: -sits in office and calls Dylan- Hey Dylan.

Dylan: God dammit Kahar why are you calling me?

Kahar: Joker and Reed escaped from the prison, I need you to put the city borders on lockdown.

Dylan: Only if you find me the cigar the size of Danny's pinkie. -opens desk drawer- Nevermind, found it.

Kahar: ...

Dylan: Alright I'll have the men put the city borders on lockdown.

The Slums
Rambo Mike: I don't like the look of this place...

Gashon: Me neither.

Rambo Mike: Especially at night.

Gashon: It's always dark here. How the h--oh that's right, we have time.

Rambo Mike: Gashspeed.

Gashon: How'd you know about that?

Rambo Mike: Kahar told me.

Gashon: ... -walks around, sees graffiti art of Slander-

Rambo Mike: So that's Slander?

Gashon: Yeah, at least graffiti art of him. Gonna take a closer look. -walks into alley to look at graffiti-

-a man jumps on Gashon, pins him down, and points a gun in his face while staring at the graffiti-

Gashon: -realizes it's Atom-

Atom: Got you motherfu---Gashon? Jesus, I almost shot you homie.

Gashon: Yeah, thanks a lot. -gets up and brushes dirt off-

Atom: You shouldn't be here dude. Why are you and your friend here?

Gashon: Joker's back and we need your help.

Atom: That must mean Slander's back. Let me round up the hood and I'll join you in killing him.

Radum Tower
Joker and Reed: -pull up to Radum Tower in Joker's ice cream truck-

Joker: What a magnificient place, right Reed?

Reed: Sure :|

Joker: Place went downhill and became abandoned after Mr. Radum had an...unfortunate run-in...with Slander, but now it'll be ours. -pulls out pistol and shoots door open-

Reed: So we're supposed to meet Slander here?

Joker: Time will tell.

-Reed and Joker walk to the roof-

Joker: I remember when we made a portal up here. The glory days.

Reed: I don't see Slander... :|

Slander: -walks out of the shadows, breathing heavily-

Reed: Nice to see you again Slandy :|

Slander: Hi Reed o_o

Joker: Alright so there's a bunch of tunnels below the city. We'll use it to transport stuff between Evil Base and Radum Tower. Our bases of operation.

Reed: Ok :|

Will continue in Slenderville 4...hopefully.