Slenderville 4: Chaos Violence Death

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Police Station
-Gashon and Rambo Mike are seen walking into the police station-

Kahar: Gashon, I contacted Dylan. He's having the guards secure the borders right now.

Rambo Mike: Good, I don't want any Mexicans getting in or out.

Kahar: This is serious Mike. We aren't joking around about Mexicans here. Reed and the Joker could be anywhere right now.

-PA system in the station comes on-

Dispatcher: All units, all units: we have reports of gunshots and one injured at Radum Tower. Need all units to report to Radum Tower.

Kahar: God not this again...

Radum Tower
-a horde of cop cars are seen pouring in to the Radum Tower parking lot-

Kahar: They're here. I know it.

Gashon: Alright, lets send in a SWAT team.

Kahar: No, not yet. If anything they're probably in the lounge or on top of the tower. We might be able to grapple hook up.

Gashon: -walks to door and jiggles the handle, the door opens- The lock's shot out, they came in this way.

Kahar: Alright then. Lets get ready to charge in that way and run up the stairs.

Meanwhile in the cellar of Radum Tower...

Joker: -standing over Ben, who has a gunshot wound in his abdomen- I'll make it simple. You tell us where Cute Yeti headquarters is, you live.

Ben: Nu.

Joker: Very well then. Gas masks on boys.

-Reed, Joker, and the Joker's goons put gas masks on-

Slander: I'm immune to that stuff.

Reed: Alright then. -pops open a can of fear gas and tosses it at Ben-

Ben: -sits there for a second before the gas kicks in- Ahhh!!!!! Nu! Nuuuuuuuuu! Why are yu killing ze jackalopes?!?! You monsters!!!!!

Joker: I'll make it stop if you tell us the location of Cute Yeti headquarters.

Ben: Fine! Fine!!! It's accessed through the underground tunnel system, right below Red Lobster! Please! Save the jackalopez!!!!

Joker: I said I'd make it stop, so I will. -pulls out pistol and shoots Ben-

Reed: o_o

Joker: We better get out of here. You still got all of Radum's cash?

Joker's goons: Yep. -carrying huge bags of money and brief cases with bank information-

Joker: Good. But before we head back to base, we're making a visit to Cute Yeti.

Meanwhile upstairs...

Kahar: Gunshot fired in the cellar! Get in there Mike!

Rambo Mike: Time to kill some crooks!

-the rest of the police follow after Mike into the cellar-

Kahar: I don't believe it...empty.

Officer: We've got a body over here!

Gashon: -walks over to the body- Hey, it's Ben's body. We finally found it.

Kahar: Huh. After three years we finally find our missing body.

Gashon: Wait a minute. There's a gunshot wound in the head and abdomen. I shot him in the back. -rolls over Ben's body, lifts up his shirt to show a scar on his back- You don't suppose that...

Kahar: That he was the Joker's hostage?

Gashon: Then that would explain why the body went missing. But how'd he survive a gunshot?

Kahar: Ben was a sneaky rascal.

Gashon: Yeah I guess you're right. Alright, lets rope off the area.

Cute Yeti Headquarters
Rufus: I want my golden submarine prepared within the next ten minutes.

Baniss: Yes sir.

Rufus: Ben should be back by now. Where is he?

-doors suddenly open and the Joker, the Joker's goons, Reed, and Slander step in-

Rufus: Security!

Joker: That won't be necessary. We're only here for your money.

Rufus: Over my dead body you foos.

Joker: That won't be a problem, foo o_o

Slander: -starts walking towards Rufus, breathing heavily-

Rufus: Sheeple. And how did you find my secret underground base?

Joker: Ben told us. We convinced him we were killing jackalopes o_o

Rufus: Knew I shouldn't have trusted him.

Slander: -stands right in front of Rufus, breathing extremely heavily-

Rufus: Back off you arrogant prick.

Slander: -wraps tentacles around Rufus and strangles him-

Rufus: OOOOO_OOOOO -suffocates-

Joker: -walks up to microphone- Cute Yeti employees, you have two options. The first is to give us all of Cute Yeti's profits and join us. The second is to die.

Baniss: We'll never join you!

Joker: Fine then o_o -throws down smoke bomb-

-a minute later the smoke clears, and all the Cute Yeti employees are tied up-

Joker's goon: -sets charge near exit- That's the last of the charges.

Joker: Alright then kiddos. Have fun with your fireworks o_o

Baniss: What..? -looks around room to see a bunch of sticky bombs- OO_OO

Thorun: Wait! Please! I'll join you!

Joker: Alright then. Any other takers?

-there is complete silence for a few seconds, then several Cute Yeti workers plead to join-

Joker: Looks like I've got myself a new army.

-the Joker's goons go around and untie several Cute Yeti employees-

Baniss: Traitors!

Joker: Actually, they're called smart people o_o

Joker's goon: -walks into room from another room- That's the very last drop of Rufus Zeno's fortune. Got everything in this bag. -pats sack slung over his shoulder-

Joker: Alright then, lets head out.

-the Joker, his goons, Slander, Reed, and the freed Cute Yeti employees leave-

Baniss: You'll never get away with this!

Joker: Actually you aren't in a position to say that pal o_o

-a few minutes pass-

Baniss: Maybe they lied about blowing the place up. Maybe it was just a recruitment tri---

-the sticky bombs go off, and Cute Yeti Headquarters and Red Lobster fall into the Slenderville Canal-

Back at Radum Tower
Kahar: There must be a hidden exit here some where. Look around for loose spots.

Police Officer: Captain Zamet, we're getting reports of an explosion in the underground tunnel system. Sent Cute Yeti Headquarters and Red Lobster into the canal.

Kahar: Alright then. I need a few of you to stay behind. Everybody else, go to Red Lobster.

Gashon: Alright lets go!

Red Lobster
-several cop cars arrive at the scene-

Kahar: Looks like multiple IEDs detonated in the tunnel, blew a portion of it out, broke a water pipe. It was enough to send Cute Yeti Headquarters and Red Lobster into the canal.

Gashon: All this smart talk hurts my brain. English please.

Kahar: Big boom, flooding, Cute Yeti Headquarters and Reb Lobster sink.

Kane: To imagine I was working here two years ago...man. Imagine if I was still working here today.

Police Officer: Some of the other officers are reporting multiple corpses in the river. We should send a boat down to find survivors and identify the bodies.

Kahar: I agree. Send a rescue boat down immediately.

Gashon: It has to be the same people from Radum Tower. They probably escaped in the tunnel system.

Kahar: That's what the evidence suggests. Due to the damage to the tunnel and Cute Yeti Headquarters, it's most likely the bomb was detonated in Cute Yeti Headquarters.

Gashon: Wonder what Wu-whore will have to say about this.

Kahar: We'll probably see tomorrow.

Meanwhile in the canal...

Bailey: Help! Please!

-police rescue boat, filled with police officers holding flash lights, comes around-

Police Officer: If there is anybody in the water, please call out!

Bailey: Help! -starts submerging and gurgles-

Police Officer: Last chance! Call out if you're still alive!

Bailey: -screams again but can't be heard over the broken water pipe spewing water-

Police Officer: That's it, there's no survivors. Guess we report back to the captain now.

Bailey: No! Please! Don't leave me!

-the police boat goes away-

GreenWizard Park (the next day)
-a stage is set up with a microphone on a stand on it, a large crowd is gathered in front of the stage-

Wuher: -walks on stage- Citizens of Slenderville, I understand you want answers.

Citizen: Yeah we want answers!

Wuher: Well I have some answers.

Citizen: Give them to us you worthless mayor!

Wuher: First, security...

-two guards grab the man and drag him away, kicking and screaming-

Wuher: Alright, now that he's gone: the SVPD now believe that this bombing was a terrorist attack on Slenderville. We are unsure who would do this, but SVPD is analyzing all the evidence and investigating.

Bane: These guys must be pretty evil.

Knight: I agree.

Wuher: I know these are tough times, but we must unite. We will get to the bottom of this. We will find who did this. And justice will be served. -walks off stage-

-the crowd of citizens clap-

Forensic Labs (in basement of PD station)
Gashon: Any new leads?

Kane: Actually, yes! We found a cool video card from one of the Cute Yeti cameras, watch! -presses button on remote and a video plays on the TV-

-the Joker, his goons, Reed, and Slander are seen walking into Cute Yeti headquarters in the video, they are seen talking with Ren before Slander strangles Ren-

Gashon: So that's where they are... -runs upstairs-

Kahar's Office
Kahar: -playing Hearthstone on his work desktop while acting like he's doing work-

Gashon: -runs into Kahar's office- Kahar we have a lead!

Kahar: What?! I was totally doing work! I mean...uh...that's good.

Gashon: It was Slander, Reed, and Joker. And they're raising an army of goons. Now, we don't have many weapons currently. We'll need a lot more firepower to fight them.

Kahar: Then I know where to go.

Kantor Industries
Kantor: Explain why I should give you weapons.

Gashon: Because you're manufacturing and selling unlicensed weapons and cocaine, which is highly illegal. We can shut you down and throw you in jail right now. Or, you can give us a bunch of weapons and perhaps we don't know what Kantor Industries' business is.

Kantor: I'll have your weapons by tonight, copper.

Kahar: Do so. I'll be back at midnight.

Gashon: If you don't have them by then we're shutting you down.

-Kahar and Gashon walk out to Gashon's cop car-

Kahar: Back to the station then?

Gashon: Yeah, I'll drop you off there. But then I have to head somewhere else.

Kahar: Where?

Gashon: It's not important. Remind me to pick up Mike though - it's not a nice neighborhood.

Kahar: The Slums?

Gashon: Yeah.

Kahar: Why would anyone want to go there?

Gashon: I made a deal with Atom. He and his gang are going to help us fight the Joker.

Kahar: Are we seriously going to arm gang members with these high-tech weapons we're getting from Kantor Industries?

Gashon: What are our options?

Kahar: I suppose you're right.

Gashon: I'm always right. -starts up the car and drives towards the station-

Atom's House
Gashon: Well, here we are again. -parks car and gets out-

Rambo Mike: -gets out of car- If they try anything, they're dead. -gets machine gun ready-

Gashon: We need them alive. If they start shooting though, go ahead and fill 'em with lead.

Rambo Mike: Got it.

Gashon: -knocks on Atom's door-

Atom: -opens door- Come in gashbomb.

Gashon: I'm not gashbomb! -walks in the house-

Atom: So I guess you found the Joker?

Gashon: Yeah, and you were right - Slander's back. -tosses the video card to Atom-

-Atom plays the video on his TV-

Atom: -after the video is done- Well then, the homies are ready, so lets go kill him.

Gashon: Alright then, get your vehicles ready. We'll head back to the station. Park in the back so people don't get suspicious of trucks loading off bla---

Atom: -stares at Gashon-

Gashon: Loading off gang members in the front.

Atom: Alright then. I'll go call everybody out to the street, and we'll ride to the police station.

-Atom, Gashon, and Rambo Mike step outside-

Atom: Brothers, it is time to unite! We will kill Slander! Get in your trucks and follow the cop car! Hail gaither!

Several voices: Hail gaither!

Gashon: Hopefully we'll have enough weapons later tonight. Kahar's heading to Kantor Industries to pick up weapons at midnight.

Atom: Good. We're armed but our weapons aren't that good. Now, to the station!

Kantor Industries Again
Kahar: -gets out of car and walks through Kantor Industries to Kantor's office- I'm here.

Kantor: Alright officer, we've got your weapons ready. -takes several massive crates of weapons and sets them on his desk-

Kahar: Alright these look very fine. Thank you. -goes to reach for crate-

-8 men step out with guns aimed at Kahar-

Kantor: Private security. Sorry pal, but you're gonna have to pay up first.

Kahar: How much?

Kantor: $800

Kahar: I've only got $180 in my wallet. I'll have the station write you a check later.

Kantor: -pulls out a check slip and pen- Do it now.

Kahar: Fine. -sighs- Guess I am captain after all... -writes out check-

Kantor: Thank you... -takes check- Alright boys get these weapon crates loaded in the trucks and follow the cop!

Kahar: I'll be leading them to the back of the police station so people don't get suspicious.

Kantor: Alright then. They'll follow you.

-Kahar gets in his cop car and drives towards the police station, with trucks and black vans following behind-

Kahar: -phone rings, picks up- Yes?

Kantor: -over phone- So you mind me asking why you need all these weapons?

Kahar: -looks in his rear view mirror and sees Kantor sitting in one of the black vans with a phone- The greatest criminals known to Slenderville have returned.

Kantor: You don't mean the Joker, do you?

Kahar: Yep. Him and Reedman and Slander.

Kantor: But I thought Reed was imprisoned by a police officer and Joker was imprisoned by you?

Kahar: Joker broke free and then broke Reed out. Meanwhile Slander's been off the grid for two years and just re-appeared out of nowhere.

Kantor: Well hey...uh...listen. If you ever need more help, let me know. I can supply you with more weapons and private security.

Kahar: Thanks, but we've taken them down before. I think we can do it again.

Kantor: Whatever, just give me a call if you need me.

Kahar: Will do. -hangs up and parks in the back parking lot of the police station-

-the trucks and black vans pull up behind him in the back parking lot-

Police Station Again
Gashon: -hears noise outside- What was that? -walks out the back door to the back parking lot-

Kahar: Alright people we've got a lot of weapons to unload lets go!

Gashon: Wow that's a lot of weapons.

-Kantor steps out of one of the black vans and walks over to Gashon-

Gashon: Looks like you kept your promise Mr. Kantor. Guess we won't have to shut you down.

Kantor: Damn right about that.

Kahar: Well thank you Kantor, and we'll contact Kantor Industries if we need anymore help.

Kantor: You got it. By the way, gashman---

Gashon: It's Gashon.

Kantor: Right, Gashon. Anyway, I told your partner to call if you guys ever need some of my private security and more weapons. He said you guys should be fine though.

Gashon: Actually, we can use all the help we can get right now. Bring in your private security.

Kantor: Will do. I'll leave three vans of guys behind with you. -walks over to three different groups of four guys, talks to them, then gets back in his van-

Gashon: Nice doing business with you.

Kantor: You too.

-the convoy, except for 3 vans, pull out-

Kahar: I'm gonna pull my car up to the front parking lot.

Gashon: Alright, I'll go get my car started up. Gonna head to Pizza Hut, you can join me. Starting to get hungry, plus we can bring in food supplies for our search.

Kahar: Alright, I'll join you.

Pizza Hut
Joker: We got a lot of attention when we sunk Cute Yeti Headquarters and Red Lobster.